Would you review 1984 for us? Seven Streets asked.
I’m going anyway, I said.
“Any good?” they asked, after the fact.
“Came out legs shaking, heart beating out of chest, hoping wouldn’t puke A TRIUMPH FIVE STARS”, I Tweeted back, like a smart arse. As it turned out, that wasn’t quite enough for them.
So, if you’d like to read the whole thing, you can, here.